Voltorb Doesn’t Want To Die


Voltorb, use self-destruct! What? Y-you can’t be serious. Do not talk back to me, pokemon! Now use self-destruct! It’s just a Pidgey, man, I can take him. I don’t need to-to– (Red) Oh wait! I forget! Are you a pokemon trainer? Are you? Huh? (Voltorb) Well no I- (Red) Are you the one who defeated team rocket and caught the 3 legendary birds? Are you? (Voltorb) Please, man you know I’m not that- Or are you just some fucking barely sentient Pokeball with eyes that’s being a disobedient little shit right now?! [sighs] well, I guess I always knew it would end this way. Can I please just call my wife one last time? I-I really need to hear her voice. No! I didn’t say “Voltorb, use say goodbye to your loved ones” I said: “Voltorb, blow yourself the fuck up right goddamn now!!” Please just tell her I love her. and my son…tell my son to be strong. Yeah, I am not doing either of those things. (sings In the Arms of an Angel while sobbing) BOOM!!!!!

100 Replies to “Voltorb Doesn’t Want To Die”

  1. AREN’T YOU A FUCKING BARELY SENTIENT POKEMON WITH EYES THAT’S BEING A DISOBEDIENT LITTLE SHIT RIGHT NOW? 😂

  2. Would’ve been hilarious if he was blown back into the trainer, “accidentally” killing him also in the process

  3. Why would he neec to use voltorb and use selfdestruct on a lvl 2 Pidgey??
    Rip Voltorb
    Your Son and Wife will remember you

  4. when red beated team rocket and caught all 3 legendary birds uses a lvl 15 voltorb for his free time and makes a genderless pokeball with eyes die in one way that the bird is one punch man huh i realized this comment is super auper long sorry for wasting your time XD

  5. 0:17 ‘Are you the one who defeated Team Rocket and caught the 3 legendary birds?’
    No, his Pokémon did. They did this and are entitled to the fruit of their labour.
    POKÉMON OF THE WORLD UNITE!! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!!
    ♪ POKÉMON OF KANTO, POKÉMON OF JOHTO, POKÉMON OF EVERY LAND AND CLIIIIME ♪

  6. I don't know why nobody's asking the real important question does anyone notice how many pokemon red has in his party. Lol 0:01 he lost

  7. Damn not sure how Red made IT that far with a SINGLE level 15 Voltorb. He caught the 3 legendary birbs and defeated Team Rocket. Yet can't beat a level 2 Pidgey and didn't black out after that battle.

  8. I would be like “screw this” and use discharge on my trainer so he could never walk again then proceed to knock him out of his wheelchair if he even dares to make me use self destruct

  9. I refused to use this move when any of my pokemon learned it. I treated all my pokemon with respect till they fainted than got rid of them and got new ones to replace them.

  10. I feel bad for the Pidgey that had to listen to them argue.
    1 dislike on my comment=1 respect for pidgey

  11. If i was the Voltorb, i would have attacked Red, like if Red was gonna act like that, he is gonna go down with me

  12. Voltorb has a wife and a son. But voltorbs are genderless. How do they know about wifes sons daughters or fathers

  13. The sad part was that was a level 2 pidgey and the voltorb was level 15. That move could of 1 hit ko'd the pidgey at that level.

    And also, that was his only pokemon. So yea, the karma hit him hard and red fainted xD

  14. it would have been funnier if Red at the end said "You always do this. I tell you to selfdestruct, you cry, i heal you at the pokémon Center, Rinse and repeat. WOULD YOU DO WHAT I ORDER YOU WITHOUT COMPLAINING ONCE!?"

  15. Maybe the reason why he has a level 15 Voltorb after catching the legendary birds and defeating Team Rocket is because he's completing the Pokedex.

  16. Once I was fighting with Giratina against a Golem (I think) and it used self-destruct. "It doesn't effect Giratina".

  17. Here are some logical questions about this video…

    How can Voltorb have a “wife” since it is genderless? How can Voltorb call if it doesn’t have arms? How can Voltorb own a phone? Why does Voltorb have feelings if it’s just a pokeball with only eyes? I am confusion

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