Voltorb, use self-destruct! What? Y-you can’t be serious. Do not talk back to me, pokemon! Now use self-destruct! It’s just a Pidgey, man, I can take him. I don’t need to-to– (Red) Oh wait! I forget! Are you a pokemon trainer? Are you? Huh? (Voltorb) Well no I- (Red) Are you the one who defeated team rocket and caught the 3 legendary birds? Are you? (Voltorb) Please, man you know I’m not that- Or are you just some fucking barely sentient Pokeball with eyes that’s being a disobedient little shit right now?! [sighs] well, I guess I always knew it would end this way. Can I please just call my wife one last time? I-I really need to hear her voice. No! I didn’t say “Voltorb, use say goodbye to your loved ones” I said: “Voltorb, blow yourself the fuck up right goddamn now!!” Please just tell her I love her. and my son…tell my son to be strong. Yeah, I am not doing either of those things. (sings In the Arms of an Angel while sobbing) BOOM!!!!!